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Things I Could Do (ft. Homer)

While I sit and laze on the comfort of my three seater sofa,
I think to myself, as all great men before me have,
I should be making great use of this perfect Sunday afternoon.
The sun is out, the birds have chirped all morning,
I woke up on time, and I don't have any laundry to do today.
Now you see, a day like that is a day that's special.

I look around, I see my phone.
The thought of doing something great passes by for a sec,
as I unconsciously pick up my phone for a quick peek.
I forget my plans to conquer the day in the moment,
and as all jobless men before me have, I scroll through Instagram.
Not that I really care for Kendall's yet another magazine cover,
or my friend's dachshund being a little extra cute.
Some of those Spongebob memes are really rewarding though.

It's just that my brain needed slight off-tracking,
to make sure I feel guilty and curse at myself
for not making great use of this great day where the laundry is already done,
and I have salad in …